May 2012
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basically all my sentences start with one of these
ok so
basically
omg
no but seriously
actually
ok
wow
ok wow (or wow ok)
wait
but wait
no wait
wait what
guys
i mean
oh wow
so like
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Tomorrow, it's gonna... gonna... gonna... gonna......
cosmicrubric:
tyleroakley:
This will never not be funny.
When you give up some of your food for someone
April 2012
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The Feel Of Free: dedalusex: kingjaffejoffer:... →
dedalusex:
kingjaffejoffer:
afrosoulsista:
chels-e-lately:
Man fuck this shit. I open my own damn jars just fine. The few times I’ve had trouble, I know that metal expands faster than glass when exposed to heat, so I run some hot water on it and bam, it opens.
Upper…
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strugglingtobeheard:
Genderbitch: One Day
genderbitch:
annabunches:
One Day
A boy met a girl.
She seemed very familiar,
not to the point of being strange or creepy.
She did like to stare at him,
Which he found a bit odd.
But it wasn’t a serious problem.
The boy spoke to the girl.
“You’ve been watching me for a while now.”
She smiled and nodded,
“of course. For a very long time.”
...
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“I know I’ve told this story before, but my abusive ex refused to let me take...”
– Curious Georgiana (via sexistmorons)
Doctors: This is the right way to do it.
(via logiccontroldeck)
Pro-Tip
vagabondaesthetics:
If you want to “learn” about other human beings you should engage with them on the level that they are actually human beings instead of you know masturbatory academic work or a damn safari. Basic shit.
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How many Confederates does it take to change a...
stfuconfederates:
Only one, but it’ll take the whole damn Union army to make him to do it at gunpoint, and even then he’ll complain for 150 years about how the whole thing wasn’t really about changing the lightbulb and the lightbulb would’ve changed itself eventually anyway.