May 2013
catswithbenefits:
reblog if you love pizza or crystal meth
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yesimbeyonce:
youplayedittothebeat:
yesimbeyonce:
“FUCK KANYE WEST” the white girl says as she blasts her iPod full of Taylor Swift songs, still engulfed with rage 3 years later
“FUCK KANYE WEST” says the rational person who can recognize an egomaniac with no talent when they see one.
what was that?
yeezytaughtme:
love yourself like kanye loves himself
believe in yourself like kanye believes in himself
know you’re the shit like kanye knows he’s the shit
My hobbies include laying in bed in my underwear while I listen to music and hate myself
Reblog if you want one of these in your askbox:
A compliment
A story
Why you follow me
If you met me what would you do
A cute message
One thing you want to tell me
One thing you want to know about me
person: let's agree to disagree
me: i agree that you're fuckin wrong
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You can tell Taylor Swift is one of those white...
janedoe225:
il-tenore-regina:
pertlattimers:
“british tv is SO MUCH BETTER THAN AMERICAN TV it’s so much more sophisticated”
LMFAO
shedisenchants:
shedisenchants:
so every year after the juniors finish reading The Great Gatsby my high school english teacher throws a Gatsby party at his huge house and everyone shows up in period clothing and Charlestons to 20s music and my english teacher just wears a suit and stands off to the side staring wistfully out the window the entire night
you guys think I’m joking??
“Style has a profound meaning to Black Americans. If we can’t drive, we will...”
– Nikki Giovanni (via blackcontemporaryart)
“The thing about cultural appropriation is that the appropriator does not have to...”
– - Turbans on the Runway: What does it mean for Sikhs? by Sonny Singh Brooklynwala (July 10th, 2012)
^^^this^^
(via thisisnotindia)
white people on tumblr to PoC: lol n*ggers, lol dirty p*kis, lol Mexicans steal, lol it's just a joke freedom of speech you stupid coloreds
whites to PoC in real life: *casts eyes to ground, clutches iphone, crosses the street*
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Conversation I heard in the club.
Shy Guy: Hey there..
Random Guy: Hey what's up?
Shy Guy: Nothing much, just wanted to say you are really cute.
Random Guy: Thanks dude!
Shy Guy: So, are you here with anyone?
Random Guy: Yeah, my girlfriend just went to the washroom.
Shy Guy: Oh God, I'm sorry, didn't know you were straight.
Random Guy: That's alright it's cool.
Shy Guy: You don't mind me calling you cute?
Random Guy: A compliment is a compliment no matter who it comes from.
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“That’s what yo ass get”
– African American Proverb (via blackproverbs)
“African-Americans are not merely another maltreated minority on the scale of...”
– Ta-Nehisi Coates
(via howtobeterrell)
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Real Nigga Activities
titytwochainz:
Watching the same episode of Sportscenter 7 times in a row
internetexplorers:
if a boy calls you “Hot” he’s looking at your body me
if he calls you “Pretty” he’s looking at your face me
if he says “You’re beautiful” he’s looking at your soul me
sexhaver:
“don’t play the race card,” you start to say. but it is already too late. my Race Card is face-up in attack position. you scream as your body is sucked into the Shadow Realm
broternia:
i hate math tests because all throughout the chapter it’s like really easy shit and then you think you’ve got it and then the test is like
if i throw a triangle out of a car and the car is going 20 mph and wind resistance is a thing that exists, how many cupcakes can pedro buy with one human soul
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Spice Girls: YO-
Me: I TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I'LL TELL YOU WHAT I WANT WHAT I REALLY REALLY WANT SO TELL ME WHAT YOU WANT WHAT YOU REALLY REALLY WANT I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH I WANNA HUH AND I REALLY REALLY WANNA WANNA ZIG A ZIG AHHKHC8HCOIHEFGHEWOBFDOSq
bombliate:
started from the bottom and i am currently still at the bottom
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sluttyoliveoil:
shavingryansprivates:
extra slutty olive oil
heard you were talking shit